Dad Jokes for Kids by Jimmy Niro

Author:Jimmy Niro
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Sourcebooks
Published: 2020-10-15T00:00:00+00:00

Q: Where do otters come from?

A: Otter space.

Birds really live fast lives. Time just flies by.

Q: What did one firefly say to encourage the other?

A: “You glow, girl!”

Q: What does a turtle do on its birthday?

A: It shellebrates!

It was tense at the mission control center when they launched a cow into space. They said it was a high-steaks mission.

Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws; a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause!

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